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PostSubject: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:22 am

ဖိုရမ္ၾကီးျငိမ္ေနသလားလို ့... ဟာသေလးေတြ စုမိသေလာက္ ဒီမွာ ေရးရေအာင္..ရီရတဲ ့ကာတြန္းေလးေတြေတြ ့လဲတင္ေပးမယ္.. ေပ်ာ္ေပ်ာ္ပါးပါး ရီၾကေမာၾကတာေပါ့ Razz

This is a crime story.

FIVE friends live in a room - namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody,.
One day Somebody killed Nobody.
That time Brain was in the bathroom.
Mad called the police.
Mad: Is it police station?
Police: Yes, what is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody.
Police: R u Mad?
Mad: Yes, I'm Mad.
Police: Do't u have Brain?
Mad: Brain is in the bathroom.
Police: U Fool!
Mad: Fool is reading the message.


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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:24 am

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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:31 am

ဒါ ကို အမွတ္ျခစ္ရတဲ ့ဆရာေတာ့ ထိုင္ငိုခ်င္စိတ္ေပါက္သြားလားမသိဘူးေနာ္




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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:34 am

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:41 am

HaHa Laughing Koolllll
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:18 am

hehe
thanks for reading
please share with us if you have jokes or funny cartoons
Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:21 am

Tech Support Jokes



Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...





lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:23 am

မိန္းခေလးေတြအသံုးမ်ားတဲ ့စကားေတြပါတဲ ့ geek

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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Five Minutes


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

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Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

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Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

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That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

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Thanks


This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:29 am

One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, “OK, what happened to your back?”

The patient replies, “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”

He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor”
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:31 am

ဘာေကာင္လဲ
"ခ်ာတိတ္...မင္း ဘာျဖစ္လို ့ငိုေနရတာလဲကြ"
"ေမေမက ေဖေဖ့ကို ဆင္ရိုင္းၾကီးလို ့ေျပာတယ္၊
ေဖေဖက ေမေမ့ကို ၾကက္မၾကီးလို ့ ျပန္ေျပာတယ္"
"အဲ့ဒါနဲ ့ ငိုရေရာလား ကေလးရဲ့"
"စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ေလ၊ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ ဘာေကာင္ျဖစ္မလည္း"
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:35 am

Innocent kids lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:37 am

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.



Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?



Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born



Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!



Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."



A teacher was asking her class: "What is the
difference between
'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is
a sick eagle."



Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:53 am

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:55 am

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

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A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:59 am




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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:42 pm

u share lots S-M . thank you ... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:55 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:01 pm


sorry .. so small ! just click onn this to view .. okay guys?
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:30 am

GOTTA READ THIS!!!

One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, “OK, what happened to your back?”

The patient replies, “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”

He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor” lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:27 pm

eintchu wrote:

့haha..
i really like the face of the kid on the far right Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:25 pm

yup .. it is kidda adorable.. Smile .. keep it up .
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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:48 pm








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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:51 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes   Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:54 pm

haha
nice animations
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